Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Summer Announcement

Your two favourite smutty ladies are taking a break for the next two months due to exciting things in our personal lives! Be sure to check back in in September when we will continue Season 2!
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Threesome Time, Eh?

Beavers, Mounties, and Denim, oh my!
Hope you’re all wearing your Canadian Tuxedo this week as we read Full Mountie by Ainsley Booth and Sadie Haller. It’s Canada Day and we’re here to make sure your beavers are extra frisky. Hope your True North is strong, free, and sexy cause we are ready to Mountie your ass, eh.  

Forked For Her Pleasure

Demons, Magicians, and a Girl, oh my! 
This is the most vanilla sex scene we have ever read. There are no demons, forked tongues, or clawed hands of any sort so brace yourselves as we read Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux. They may be f*cking on sacred ground but there is nothing holy about this. Are you ready to sell your soul?
CONTENT WARNING: minor blood play and primal play.

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up In A Tree

Wizards, Dinos, and Mammoth Shafts, oh my! 
It’s Pride Month Smutz and you know we’ve got something TINGLY in store for yall. Magic clits at the ready as we read Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus by, you guessed it, Chuck Tingle. Hope you like bad boy wizards with tattoos, a bowl cut, talons, and scales.  

HE HAS A GUN!

Biting, Bleeding, and Boning, oh my! 
Haunting Adeline by H.D. Carlton has officially left us both speechless.  
CONTENT WARNING: consensual non-consent, gun-play, violence, murder, sex-trafficking, stalking.

Kiss Me, My Son

Magic, Flying, and Typos, oh my!
She’s a little bit boring and his name is Justin. Welcome to another episode Smutz! It’s Mother’s Day and we are here to give you the orgasm you’ve been waiting for. Scrap that…you’ll need a spa day after reading One Little Secret by Maureen Child. Another white brunette with money problems!? Prepare to be thoroughly underwhelmed. 

Bob’s Your Uncle

Uncles, Cousins, and Estranged Nieces, oh no! 
Join the confusion smutz! They say love is a battlefield but they never mentioned uncle porn. Well, it’s definitely an internal war zone this week as we read Credence by Penelope Douglas. Will this book have you developing a new taboo kink or calling child services…we don’t know either. 
CONTENT WARNING: taboo, incest, and suicide 

Res-Erected

Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, OH MY! 
The heavens have opened on this most glorious of days. Welcome to our special orgasmic Easter Sunday Episode! Today’s sermon is brought to you by Sierra Simone’s Priest. Gather up your flock and prepare the eggs ‘cause the holy fertilization is upon us. Amen.   
CONTENT WARNING: suicide and child SA.

Dangling by the D*ck

Corn-Toes, Bunions, and Hooves, oh my! 
APRIL FOOLS! Mikayla’s pregnant and riding a unicorn. No, we will not be taking questions at this time. Instead, we will be reading you a short story from Chuck Tingles’ erotic collection, Buttception. Yup…you read that right. “A butt within a butt within a butt” (Tingles). He means serious business…no funny stuff…only anal. 

The Rotten B*tch

Faeries, Curses, and Spell Check, oh my!
It’s St. Patty’s Day Smutz! Make sure to grab your clovers cause you’ll need some extra luck this week when we read Getting Lucky with the Leprechaun by Jessie Sherwood. This book is sure to have you…sorry babes…this one is sooo bad. We can’t even come up with anything witty to say so…good luck. May the Irish be with you.