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Not Your Mother‘s Book Club
Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my! Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.
Episodes
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Yes, Daddy **UNLOCKED**
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Papa, Pa, and Pops, oh my!
It’s the last DP episode of Season 2 and guess what smuts…your unanimous decision unanimated our pussies. Good job Jamie! We are two very proud mistresses. When we say YES, you say DADDY. YES! DADDY! YES! DADDY!
Sunday Jul 23, 2023
Cooter Sling
Sunday Jul 23, 2023
Sunday Jul 23, 2023
Wings, Claws, and Tats, oh my!
Watch your cholesterol! This man-se-ses is about to brine all up in here. King Henry is literally alive for 800 years and stalking a reincarnated witch in Stalked by the Boogie Man by Siggy Shade. Will you be pickled or blasted in a sea of cum? Bonus points if you can guess how his penis is “sparkles different”. And by bonus points we mean high cholesterol. Allie-------noooooo!
Sunday Jul 16, 2023
THE Book
Sunday Jul 16, 2023
Sunday Jul 16, 2023
Ogres, Coaches, and Shame Wizards, oh my!
With a book cover like that…we were NOT prepared. We opened Pandora's box and our vaginas are not okay. Praise and thanks to our lord and savior, Tessa Bailey. She is really doing the lord’s work this week as we read Happenstance. Obsession, Confession, Possession, Aggression, Depression, Suspension. I don’t know…we no longer have any blood in our brains. You always know the book is good when Mikayla shuts the fuck up. Welcome to our most silent episode yet.
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
This Week on the Bachelor
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
In the name of the cowboy, the daddy, and the holy priest, oh my!
Can I walk you out? Will you accept this rose? Can I steal you for a second? Is she here for the right reasons or is he just a cowboy who can write letters. Guess who? It’s Chris Harrison and he had the audacity to write a “book”. Take a moment…say your goodbyes as we read The Perfect Letter by Chris Harrison. Will this sex scene steal your time or give you a shot of finding real reality tv love? Jaaakkkkkeeeeeee! Only the date card will tell. Fantasy Suites could never.
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
The Season of Seasoning
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Fish Food, Shark Men, and Stolen Identities, oh my!
Da Da…Da Da…Da Da Da Da DA DA DA DA DA!!! Shark Week came early this year, folks! Chum at the ready as we read Does It Hurt by H.D. Carlton. Will this book have you breaching the surface or capsizing and sinking? Those choices mean nothing but you should be used to this by now. Water Bound who? What is it called when a man releases on your back while using you as bait? Read the title of the episode again. ‘Tis the season.
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
Hmm... why?
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
Sunday Jun 04, 2023
How, Dare, You, oh my!
Ever wondered what it would be like to be with a man that folds your clothes? Well get ready cause he’s defs gonna be sniffing your neck and braiding your hair. As Avril Lavigne once said, “She was meek and he was flaccid.” Welcome to 50 Shades of FUCKED UP! Edward would never! It took us three seasons to get here but we finally whipped out the infamous novel by E. L. James, 50 Shades of Grey, and we will never be the same. Chain me to a post and say SILENCE cause this shit is… repulsive. You’re wearing jeans. Hmm…why?
Sunday May 21, 2023
400°F
Sunday May 21, 2023
Sunday May 21, 2023
Croissants, Eclairs, and Cannolis, oh my!
No whisk, no weward this week as we wead Her Pastry Shifters by Mia Harlan. Will her stiff peaks get your rolling pins rolling or will this be a salmonella food fight to the death. Ever wanted to be fucked by a pastry? Yes? Well, that’s fucked. Prepare for your jelly doughnut handjob cause this is an erection you can’t argue with.
Sunday May 07, 2023
The Edge of the Century
Sunday May 07, 2023
Sunday May 07, 2023
Kidnapping, Lesbians, and Escorts, oh my!
We Googled “sexiest lesbian erotica” and The Night Off by Meghan O’Brien came up so that’s what we’re reading. Get ready for the most engorged, plump, erect, slick and sliding, nasty horny slut sex that you’ve ever had the pleasure of bucking your probing puckered juices on. We are going to pump and stroke you with our penetrative wiggling thrusts of dirty dripping whoreness. Unicorn.
Sunday Apr 23, 2023
Nobody Loves Raymond
Sunday Apr 23, 2023
Sunday Apr 23, 2023
Dead, dripping, and …disingenuous, oh my!
Ha Ha Heinous. The shit hit the vent this week as we read Going Public by Hudson Lin. Get ready to be mansplained gay sex by a woman. A-N-A-L S-E-X-uh. Pungent sex and wrinkly holes here we come.
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Sunday Apr 16, 2023
THE P*nis
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
Never The Same, Totally Unique, and Completely Not Ever Been Done Before, oh my! -Lady Gaga
Get ready to get a heart boner cause this week we’re reading Delta of Venus by the infamous Anaïs Nin. Shit ‘bout to get classy up in here smutz! Get your cock-tails and phallic shaped cigars ready cause this episode is steeped in (whisper) literature realness. Cue cinematic piano montage music.
(Gin martinis with an orange twist required for this episode).