Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Episode 11.2: 175% Man

Slurp, slap, and slosh, oh my!
Poor Bill Johnso doesn't know what hit him and neither do you. Welcome back! This week we finish off Kissing the Corona Virus 2: The Second Wave by M.J. Edwards. This thicc boi will have you turned upside down in more ways than one. Hope you have your therapist on speed dial. Sorry in advance.

Episode 11.1: Hot Doggin'

Sniffed, spaffed, and shlonged, oh my!
Here we go again! You thought you could escape this apocalyptic nightmare but we were just warming you up. Ready for round two? Join us as we torture you with another M.J. Edwards wet dream, Kissing the Corona Virus 2: The Second Wave. You thought the vaccine could save you? Hole onto your hotdogs 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Episode 10.2: Green, Mean, Fucking Machine

Kittens, goats, and pythons, oh my!
So you've come back for more? Hope you brought your beaker 'cause the end of this book will have you begging for a vaccine. In this episode we finish Kissing the Coronavirus by M.J. Edwards, our most respected and feared author thus far. This ending will either have you running for the hills or dripping with love lotion. The power is in your hands.

Episode 10.1: Pop Pop

Tic-tacs, beakers, and waterslides, oh my!
Somehow we made it to 10 episodes and to thank all of our loyal listeners we have decided to ruin your lives. This week M.J. Edwards welcomes you to your worst nightmare, Kissing the Coronavirus. Yes, you read that right. Just when you thought 2021 couldn't get any worse, get ready to be infected by this slippery slide of viral contagion.

Episode 9: Just Let Her Cum!

Hurricanes, white panties, and ribs, oh my!
Have you been missing some mansplaining in your life? Are you confused as to what feminism is? Then tune in this week while we read The Italian Boss's Secretary Mistress by Cathy Williams. She's a mouthful and not the good kind. (Content Warning: Body Image)

Episode 8.2: With a Cherry on Top

Sundaes, Sundays, and Tuesdays, oh my!
What day is it? Another episode? What is she putting on his dick? What has Mikayla been asking for? What accent is Dharma doing? Does any of this make sense? Buttocks? SEED? Liiiisa!? It's a two-parter, bitches!
xoxo
- Dragon Girls

Episode 8.1: My Grandma's Dragon

Dragons, Flanges, and Ex-husbands, oh my!
Join us this week as we read our second listener's suggestion, Dragon Heat by Allyson James. Who knew secret ancestry could be so spicy... grandma sure did. This book is just as outrageous as it sounds and we can't keep it together. Quick! Go check your spare bedroom.

Episode 7: Snake-Eyes

Volcanoes, aliens, and green nipples, oh my!
Beam me up Scotty! Come and meet your UFO (Unidentified Fucking Object). This week, C.J. Barry takes us to galactic heights with her novel, Unearthed. We can't handle the heat... can you? Get ready to be thrust into hyper drive, 'cause she's comin' in for a landing.

Episode 6: Cocks Anonymous

Masks, cocoons, and flesh walls, oh my!
This week we crack open our first ever listener suggestion: The Juliette Society by Sasha Grey. Our main character feels safe but we sure don't. This one started off strong but somehow we ended up with more questions than answers. Which way is Catherine facing? Which part of the penis is the shaft? Which heads are bowing? Tune in to find out. We need your help!

Episode 5.3: Cirque du So Laid

Spears, juices, and acrobatics, oh my!
What a journey! Started off ROUGH, got a lil' RAW. Let's just pray that we're READY. Join us as we tip our cowboy hats in a final farewell to Rough, Raw, and Ready by Lorelei James. CAUTION: spanking ahead. We are not liable for any "sweet, sweet juices" that may arise from this episode.
P.S.: We didn't think we had one, but we officially drew the line in our friendship. Also find out what we shoved in our mouths this week. And no, it's not what you think...