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Not Your Mother‘s Book Club
Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my! Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.
Episodes
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
HALLOWEEN BONUS: Madame Limp Gimp and Professor Se-man
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Smack, Smack, and Smack, oh my!
Make sure to say it three times cause you’ve never had a pumpkin spice cum shot like this before…seeds and all. Stuff me like a turkey and call me Gord cause Holly Wilde is munchin’ this pumpkin pie with the novel Hallowpeen. Jerk my Jack-o-lantern and bob on my butternut balls cause this threesome is about to seed you deep and seed you good.
Sunday Oct 06, 2024
BONUS EPISODE: Swish and Flick ft. Olivie Blake
Sunday Oct 06, 2024
Sunday Oct 06, 2024
Veggie tales, Veggie porn, and Vageggies, oh my!
Calling all smuts for a very special surprise bonus episode! Who knew fanfiction could be this hot? Mikayla sure didn't. RIP Max Goof and may Natalie Dormer spare us all. Join us this week as NYT bestselling author Olivie Blake tells us what makes a man hot and why we need more bitches, while your mistresses tell you what veggies we would put in our holes. Fun times.
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
A Hypothetical Episode
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
Shrimp, Fingers, and God, oh my!
Well put a “hypothetical” diaper on me and let me jump out a goddamn “hypothetical” window cause it’s the “hypothetical” finale “hypothetical” bitchessss! These dysentery queens mean business and God (the magic 8 ball) has spoken so we must read A Legend in the Baking by Jamie Wesley. Dharma "hypothetically" smells of hummus, raindrops, and dreams and Mikayla, without a millimeter of a doubt, has mouth musk…”hypothetically". #ABDH (If you know you know!)
Sunday Jul 07, 2024
Wafty Pie
Sunday Jul 07, 2024
Sunday Jul 07, 2024
Yeti’s, Bigfoots, and Housewives, oh my!
This week our clams are scared shut with Seduced by Big foot and Ravaged by the Yeti by E. Roche-Poesy. Dancing testicles and flapping window shutters. What more could you ask for? Definitely less…that’s for sure. Is she she high or just just delulu? Who let Gizmo out of their cage? Put them on house arrest cause this week we all have Kuru and our tits are out for Harambe.
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
The Girl with the Snakeskin Ankle Boots
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
Cuts, Clubs, and Cum, oh my!
Have you ever seen a man barefoot in the club? If so, call 1-800 TAKE-IT-OUT-BACK.org. This week we’ve got cum seeping out our pores as we read Promises and Pomegranates by Sav R Miller. Open up our wounds and slurp our juices ‘cause David Guetta’s writing a sick beat that'll have everyone Barefoot in the Club™. As the great Hilary Duff once said...”To the beat of my heart. It tears me apart. We’re back to the start.”
Sunday Jun 02, 2024
The Twelve Handed Man
Sunday Jun 02, 2024
Sunday Jun 02, 2024
Prepped, Primed, and Primped, oh my!
HE’S A MURDERER! But he’s kind of cute… HE’S A MURDERER! But he got 12 hands. The one and only Lora Leigh is back back back again and she didn’t come to play fair…. no no no she came to Play Dirty. Wands at the ready cause this hook dick is magic. It’s Wingardium letmefuckyourASS, not Wingardium letmefuckYOURass. Look at us baby girl cause we be flyin’ in the air tonight. Aviation style!
Sunday May 19, 2024
Ding Dong Derek's Dead
Sunday May 19, 2024
Sunday May 19, 2024
Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, oh my!
Hold onto your Daddies cause Kayla Daniels is coming for them in the Mormon tale, The Daddy Trap. PBS kids said…for the love of a child, families are forever. At last, darn it! Squat me! Murdered sisters, paternity tests, and Jesus for the win! Wags and wagettes unite as Nana does unspeakable things. Dentures out and squat me off my feet cause this book is about to wag-yu up.
Sunday May 05, 2024
Mein Eyes See Green
Sunday May 05, 2024
Sunday May 05, 2024
Running, Ripping, and Relentless Tonguing, oh my!
He’s a green viking and she’s Billie Eilish. This week K.L. Wyatt’s Stolen by the Orc Commander will have you pulling into the insemination station. Pacino could never. Coked out fingers and morse code fucking is the vibe and Gangrene is the password. Step aside Game of Thrones cause a new green mean fucking machine is here and ready to spear. Chase me down a corridor and call me Jawhn-dys cause his sperm is taking and we’re scared.
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
Poop Dick
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
Rylan, Wolf, and Malachai, oh my!
It’s giving vampire diaries meets beauty and the beast meets little red riding hood meets Rylan meets Twilight meets The Last Airbender meets Perma-smirking meets Court of the Vampire Queen by Katee Robert meets ohhhh she’sssss the hisserrrrrrr! Bring back queen Katee and let them eat poop dicks. He wipes. Don’t worry.
P.S.: Mono is hot.
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Knock Knock
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Beds, Knobs, and Broomsticks, oh my!
Knock my knocker and call me Susan. We’re off our hinges this week as we read Unhinged by Vera Valentine. Whoever sent us this suggestion…who hurt you? Freud says it’s your mother but let's be honest, you’ve defs thought about fuckin’ your door. Skinny doors and skinny penises unite ‘cause as one door closes another opens into your vaginal cavity. Knock me up with your knockers cause this door has some serious wood.